Jonathan Burkett


Jonathan Burkett is known around town for being Marie Funk's only boyfriend who has never smelled and who does not have only one dread. He likes Blood Brothers and jazz...what?

Ryan Little


Ryan Little is always down for fighting for a good cause. He plays in Tereu Tereu but in the end wishes he was really a rapper.

Mike Gaylen

Mike is a chef at Claiborne's Steakhouse. He is also an assitant music engineer at "Wally Cleaver's" studio in Fredericksburg. He is also tall.

Tom Mangione





Tom is a white shoes, soft pant wearing revolutionist.

Eric Ryder

Eric is the tour de force in this competition, he is definently the one to beat. He makes an awesome grilled lamb chops dish at J Brian's where he is the executive chef. He could use the donations cause he is still hurting from the poor Redskins play this season.

Dave Robinson


A well-spring of talent, Dave Robinson is a casanova of entertainment and the master of all ceremonies. oh yeah, and is an all around nice guy. He works in the Radiology Department at Mary Washington Hospital. In his spare time he writes short stories, creates music and ponders irony.

Dorian Gray

Dorian is a super nice guy and took little convincing to do this! He will probably raise more money for the fact he had to shave to start the contest. He also plays in an awesome band called She Bites Dog. When you are lonely go to the Colonial Tavern in the 'burg and he'll pour you a beer. Don't forget to tip...that is charity money.

Quinn The Gay Blades


To make this interesting for all the locals competing, Quinn from the amazing band The Gay Blades is also participating. Everyone better take their vitamins because word on the street is that this guy can grow a sic nasty beard. Hopefully he keeps facial hair most of the year because he looks like he could be in the Mary Washington frat without it.

Charles Pinto


Charles is young, hip, and practically married. Plays in a great band called The Offering and works at Sammy T's. You are only considered cool if you are "in" with Charles.

Miles Miller


Miles is an Art History major at UMW. He is interested the MOSE project, which is a project that is working to keep Venice from sinking. When he is not trying to save a place from emminent doom, he is busy skipping class and daydreaming about Professor Dreiss.

Ross Marshall


This is the drumming force behind Tereu Tereu. There are four members in Tereu Tereu and three of them are taking part of this charity. The funny thing is that the oldest member in the band is the only one that can't grow a beard. Actually Ross is probably the only one in the band that can actually grow a beard, but "A" for effort! In addition, Ross Marshall also looks like the drummer in Pash.

Ryan Kailath



This guy wants to be a CIA agent. That is as legit as it gets. Give him money.

Matt Bradshaw


For all you women that complain that your man doesn't please you, well Matt Bradshaw plays the harmonica and he plays it really really well, so wrap your mind around that. He is another friggin member of Tereu Tereu!

Andrew Greeley



This guy is peter parker. You don't ever see him and then the next thing you know, he is wearing tights, raising money, and saving art.